Barack Obama Secret Scandal (funny)

Hillary Clinton claimed to have information pertaining to an "Obama secret scandal", something even his most outspoken critics probably believe to be nonexistent. But the rumors started flying that someone was onto something. Clinton of course is no stranger to scandal and her enemies are far more virulent.

What could the juicy news be? Obama had sex outside of marriage? Obama once failed to pay a parking ticket? Funny right?

That's one thing about Barack Obama. You almost want him to have some skeletons in his closet. He seems way too squeaky clean....and he probably is. Even his admittance of trying cocaine once did not provide us with the "Obama Dirt Fix" we are all so desperately longing for. She of all people, having complained so often about the politics of personal destruction, should move quickly to either stand by or renounce these tactics," Obama said.

Anyway, these are Barack Obama Scandal Odds:

Sleep With Two Women at the Same Time - 3/1
Sleep With a Man 20/1
Dressed Up as a Woman Once Like Rudy Giuliani - 25/1
Unpaid Parking Ticket -1/1
Tried Crack - 100/1
Had an Affair With Bill Clinton - 1000/1
Admits to having Hillary Dominatrix fantasies - 1/5

That is funny, izzit?